Auto drivers demand
corporation officials have no moral
Why we need more condoms
and what is the meaning of life?
Dictionary says - The existence of an individual human being or animal.
The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity and continual change preceding death.
As you observe the overcrowded buses, it makes one wonder is there too much of life on earth.
Why is the obsession with the thought "i need a heir to my wealth"
Can't you just adopt a child and be done with it. Are we so blind that we are not able to see the frightening scenario that is enveloping us. Water crisis, land crisis, food crisis and a lot more.
If the thought "I need a legal heir" exists then why do the really poor have babies? is it because they need to share their misery? Or is it the thought that their offspring is going to be somebody someday and it will help them get out of their misery? Is that why they have more the one child?
In which case the rich don't need babies? But still why do they insist on having them? Because they also want to share their success with the close ones. In which case are they greedy and selfish?
Why cannot largesse distributed evenly. Why does a small family of 5 require 27 floors, 600 staff, 3 helipads, 6 floors for parking? Its obscenity. Contrasting that with another very rich man who never married and lives in a flat that is crowded with books and dogs.
How much money does one require? Is there a parameter. Can the government put a value for each individual and pass a law that you can earn only so much in a year? That was the beginning of communism. But greed got better of the system. How many Gandhians do we require?
The total money in India is around 3 trillion rupees. Total population of India is 1, 027, 015, 247 (Males - 531, 277, 078, females 495, 738, 169). So if we were to divide 3 trillion equally to this population. 3 trillion has twelve zeros. so that is 3,00,00,00,00,00,00 which when divided by 1, 027, 015, 247 would be a very small amount. I don't know if my comp was giving me the right answer. But you cannot a do a shit with that money. All you can do is have a single beetle leaf without beetle nut and that to, only once a month. Maybe that's why communism failed.
But still we can have equality to a certain degree. Don't ask me how. Maybe we bring the ratio down. Money versus people. We need more Condoms.
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Monday, October 4, 2010
hi
My cough is asking for an encore. Ok that's a sick joke. I have been coughing for over two weeks now. And i am really sick of it. My gut is threatening to come outside. I have have managed to console it with some benedyril. This cough of mine (being very possesive now) has the habit of appearing at the most inappropriate times. Like when you are trying to impress a girl and all your sweet nothings are swallowed by him. TSK TSK. I feel i can really run fast now. I have good cough muscles. (very sad joke). Actually coughing is a method to warn someone that they are saying something inappropriate. So what happens when you cough genuinely and not intent to when someone is saying the right thing. Paradox. I like paradoxes. When you ask a liar if he is a liar and he says yes - then that's a paradox.You should never cough during a western classical concert. But you cough up enough to go and listen to it. BAH. Hypocrites. So when will it all end? And when will i say something without coughing?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My cough is asking for an encore. Ok that's a sick joke. I have been coughing for over two weeks now. And i am really sick of it. My gut is threatening to come outside. I have have managed to console it with some benedyril. This cough of mine (being very possesive now) has the habit of appearing at the most inappropriate times. Like when you are trying to impress a girl and all your sweet nothings are swallowed by him. TSK TSK. I feel i can really run fast now. I have good cough muscles. (very sad joke). Actually coughing is a method to warn someone that they are saying something inappropriate. So what happens when you cough genuinely and not intent to when someone is saying the right thing. Paradox. I like paradoxes. When you ask a liar if he is a liar and he says yes - then that's a paradox.You should never cough during a western classical concert. But you cough up enough to go and listen to it. BAH. Hypocrites. So when will it all end? And when will i say something without coughing?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Saturday, July 17, 2010
The cochin plot
What the trip was all about....
...and what liz thought about it.....
...Sajan was not waiting for Liz's approval....
...and Ram had other plans...
....and Tunu was interested only on her own Jenga....
....and skinny says "he da original Jenga....
...and tess reiterates why we are doing this trip...
....and she was on a different mission, hoping cochin would answer her quest for....
...but there was no help from
non-malayalam speaking mallus...
....Does that deter Arwa?...
...and she thought this was Madhavan from YUYA...
..."why don't you go behind Madhavan instead"...
...Hey I'm not Madhavan...I'm Kothandaraman...
...Come I'll take you to Madhavan...
....and the news spread. They all came to see Madhavan...
..."I dont like women" - Madhavan...
...they were shooting for sports illustrated
with Naomi Campbell...
...How will Bugs Bunny get Madhavan ya?...
what is the plot ya?...
...There were many plots for sale...
...why are they following me?...
...coz we love you Madhavan...
meanwhile...if its more than four words,
i cant play this game...
...The answer was just behind them...
...Is it a dog?...
...its good to be Madavan's friend...
...finally found my nose double...
..the piped piper of Fort Kochi...
...oooh is that him?....
...THE MOSS...
...its just a substitute...
...blowing is just a figure of speech...ladies...
...Madhavan and piped piper show how its done...
...and this Naval Base, none of the boys were interested in...
..."Maachi inda story vellaikey avala,
Finish pannidalama?...
...Sajan was not waiting for Liz's approval....
...and Ram had other plans...
....and Tunu was interested only on her own Jenga....
....and skinny says "he da original Jenga....
...and tess reiterates why we are doing this trip...
....and she was on a different mission, hoping cochin would answer her quest for....
...but there was no help from
non-malayalam speaking mallus...
....Does that deter Arwa?...
...and she thought this was Madhavan from YUYA...
..."why don't you go behind Madhavan instead"...
...Hey I'm not Madhavan...I'm Kothandaraman...
...Come I'll take you to Madhavan...
....and the news spread. They all came to see Madhavan...
..."I dont like women" - Madhavan...
...they were shooting for sports illustrated
with Naomi Campbell...
...How will Bugs Bunny get Madhavan ya?...
what is the plot ya?...
...There were many plots for sale...
...why are they following me?...
...coz we love you Madhavan...
meanwhile...if its more than four words,
i cant play this game...
...The answer was just behind them...
...Is it a dog?...
...its good to be Madavan's friend...
...finally found my nose double...
..the piped piper of Fort Kochi...
...oooh is that him?....
...THE MOSS...
...its just a substitute...
...blowing is just a figure of speech...ladies...
...Madhavan and piped piper show how its done...
...and this Naval Base, none of the boys were interested in...
..."Maachi inda story vellaikey avala,
Finish pannidalama?...
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