hi

My cough is asking for an encore. Ok that's a sick joke. I have been coughing for over two weeks now. And i am really sick of it. My gut is threatening to come outside. I have have managed to console it with some benedyril. This cough of mine (being very possesive now) has the habit of appearing at the most inappropriate times. Like when you are trying to impress a girl and all your sweet nothings are swallowed by him. TSK TSK. I feel i can really run fast now. I have good cough muscles. (very sad joke). Actually coughing is a method to warn someone that they are saying something inappropriate. So what happens when you cough genuinely and not intent to when someone is saying the right thing. Paradox. I like paradoxes. When you ask a liar if he is a liar and he says yes - then that's a paradox.You should never cough during a western classical concert. But you cough up enough to go and listen to it. BAH. Hypocrites. So when will it all end? And when will i say something without coughing?

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